How To Hide Your Guns!

Apparently there is no limit to the money you can bilk out of fearful, gun loving patriots.
That's right, there's someone else who's figured out something as good as gold! And his name is, I-Shit-You-Not, Sam "Sharkman" Adams. (I'm sure you can tell from the video on his website that he must be half-shark?) Patriotically named Sam has some concerns to share with you. Heck, if you're a paranoid, conspiracy wingnut, you probably already share these concerns!

"If you’re like me, you’re not just worried about hiding your guns but gold coins and other valuables as well. The truth is, you should be building an emergency preparedness plan for your family or loved ones right now in the event of a terrorist attack or civil unrest. (I cover all this in the book)

But one warning before I continue…

If you’re shocked by straight talk about the nature of the crisis facing our country, this book may not be for you. And if you’re a liberal and are offended by talk about God and country, this is definitely not for you.

But I do give you step by step examples you can implement immediately to secure your guns, gold and other valuables. With this new-found knowledge you’ll remain one of the few armed citizens when most of the pathetic sheep are rendered defenseless.

I have to warn you… this information is likely to send shockwaves through the liberal media, so be discreet about how you use it and who you tell about it." 

In fact he cautions:

I do have one additional request. Please do NOT post this on Facebook or any social media. I don't want this to go viral and frankly don’t want ANY additional publicity.

In other words, us dirty libruhl's gonna make fun of your dingbat "Rockwellian" paranoia.
Remember, just because your paranoid, doesn't mean their not after your guns!
Now, go make Sharky rich!

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